- me: did it hurt?
- mom: what
- me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
- omg earthquake!!!!
- flood is coming!!
- omg water is in my house
- nO NOT MY COMPUter
- it's ok i have service on my phone guys
- OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
- aw a fireman is here
- he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
- i ship it omg
- otp; i know how to save a life
- whoa the earth is like breaking open
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
This is the most true thing I have ever posted. For real.
SO TRUE. SO. TRUE.
“Is this legal?!”
Now its just like…
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